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They need to invent a comfortable reading position
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Hitler had only one child, a daughter named Anna Kohlter Hitler. Born December 8th, 1941 just as America entered the war, she was flown to Austria before the Russians entered Berlin as Hitler and Anna’s mother, Eva Braun, feared what the invading force would do to her.
Growing up in Austria, she dropped her father’s infamous name and grew up to study in the burgeoning field of media. Eventually in 1961 she headed to America and Anglicized her name to “Coulter”. Today she works as a political correspondent for Fox News. She has also published several books, including Liberal Lies, Liberal Treachery, Godless Liberals, and Twilight: Breaking Dawn.
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Forever Reblog.
Best thing I’ve seen on tumblr in a long time.
amazing. I swear I’d do this too just for my kid. I really wanna see this movie though
Actually crying. Beautiful. Absolutely amazing.
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“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“Adventure Is Out There!”Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
MY EMOTIONS
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I want to call people hippos as a compliment but hippos get a bad rep because they’re big and agressive tHAT’S NOT FAIR HIPPOS ARE SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE AWWW YA LIL HIPPO BUT PEOPLE WILL THINK I’M INSULTING THEM LOOK HOW CUTE HIPPOS ARE
FUCK THEY’RE THE BEST
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- I am a cuddler.
- I am a morning person.
- I am an only child.
- I am currently in my pajamas.
- I am currently pregnant.
- I am left handed.
- I am a little shy around everyone at first.
- I bite my nails.
- I can be paranoid at times.
- I enjoy country music.
- I enjoy smoothies.
- I enjoy talking on the phone.
- I have a car.
- I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
- I have a hidden talent.
- I have a pet.
- I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
- I have all my grandparents.
- I have been to another country.
- I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
- I have or had broken a bone.
- I have caller I.D. on my phone.
- I have bathed someone.
- I have changed a diaper.
- I have changed a lot over the past year.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
- I have had major/minor surgery.
- I have killed another person.
- I have had my hair cut within the last week.
- I have mood swings.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- I have rejected someone before.
- I like the taste of blood.
- I love Michael Jackson.
- I love sleeping.
- I love to shop.
- I own 100 CDs or more.
- I own and use a library card.
- I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
- I sleep a lot during the day.
- I was born in a country other than the UK.
- I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
- I work at a job that I enjoy.
- I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
- I am currently wearing socks.
- I am tired.
- I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
- I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.
I have/had:
- Graduated high school.
- Smoked cigarettes.
- Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
- Collected something really stupid.
- Gone to a concert.
- Helped someone.
- Spun turn tables.
- Watched four movies in one night.
- Been broken up with.
- Taken a college level course.
- Been in a car accident.
- Been in a tornado.
- Watched someone die.
- Been to a funeral.
- Burned yourself.
- Ran a marathon.
- Your parents got divorced.
- Cried yourself to sleep.
- Spent over $200 in one day.
- Cheated on someone.
- Been cheated on.
- Written a 10 page letter.
- Had a best friend.
- Lost someone you loved.
- Skipped school.
- Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
- Stolen books from the library.
- Been in a mental hospital.
- Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
- Fired a gun.
- Been in a school play.
- Been fired from a job.
- Taken a lie detector test.
- Swam with dolphins.
- Attempted suicide.
- Written poetry.
- Read more than 20 books a year.
- Loved someone you couldn’t have.
- Used a colouring book over age 12.
- Had surgery.
- Had stitches.
- Taken a taxi.
- Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
- Had a hamster.
- Dyed your hair.
- Had something pierced.
- Gotten straight A’s.
- Your parents sent you to a shrink.
- Been handcuffed.
My hair is naturally the color:
- Light brown
- Medium brown
- Dark brown
- Blonde
- Black
- Dirty blonde
- Strawberry blonde/Ginger
- Multicoloured
My eyes are:
- Brown
- Blue/Grey
- Green
- Hazel
- Light brown
- A combination of things
I am:
- Male
- Female
- Other
People sometimes label me as:
- Slut
- Girly
- Ugly
- Nerd
- Other
Some of my biggest fears are:
- Spiders/other insects
- Dying
- Doctor/Dentist appointments
- Hospitals
- Needles
- Disease
- Being alone in the dark
- Heights
- Small spaces
- Oceans/large bodies of water
- Holes
- Large animals
- Small animals
- Open spaces
- Lightning/Thunder
- Failure
I have:
- A friend with benefits
- A laptop in my room
- A television in my room
- Good grades
- My own car
- Married parents
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